Every developer has experienced the uncomfortable surprise of learning from a user rather than their own monitoring system that their website has been down for the past hour. Uptime monitoring is not optional for any serious web application. But many solutions that do this well come with a monthly price tag, require you to maintain a separate server, or lock your data inside a third-party platform. What if you could get reliable uptime monitoring, a polished public status page, and incident tracking completely for free, with zero infrastructure to manage?